Wingardium leviosa!
The graduate medical professions divide loosely into four degrees. We all take some classes together, and though the M.D.s are far superior equally valid team members, it feels a lot of times like we’re one school divided into four houses.
And since we’re involved in fixin’ people up, it isn’t too much of a leap to say we are all wizards of sorts … in a sort of wizarding school … if you will, give my love to J.K. Rowling that saucy minx.
We started histology and biochemistry today, meaning I had a lot of chair time, enough time, in fact to create a list of disturbingly apt parallels to Harry Potter. Here is the Harry Potter translation of the four health professions.
Gryffindor = M.D. obvi.
Ravenclaw = MPH … they’re thinkers, but are they doers? Is there a House, MPH following an ornery man who doesn’t give a darn what locals think by God, he’ll get them closed sewers where’s my vicodin.
Hufflepuff = Pharm D. They’re real good at mixing those potions.
Slytherin = Dentists. obvi.
And nursing, well, I didn’t want to lose the title to Gryffindor.