employablog

First: Employee One, where are you? We miss you.

Come back, OK?

Next: I am a unique character. I leave impressions. For example, I play the “misheard,” game. It’s easy, and you can play it at home. Someone says, anything to you and you simply say a word that sounds similar, phrased as a question, or in a related statement.

Say that you say to me, “I like those new pants,”

Then I would reply, “I would love to dance!”

Then the person usually thinks you misheard accidentally, not that you are just being a douchebag, and clarifies.

“No, no, pants, I like those pants.”

Now we are in round two. I would say something like,

“Yeah, those ants are crazy.”

It goes on like this until someone catches on, and yells at me.

But, and especially now, the general public found a comeback to my particular breed of hyjinx. They say:

“I can’t believe you’re going to be a doctor.”

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